Remember how I'm trying to keep it real? Well, this is as real as it gets. Jim has officially moved out of the bedroom. He has a really soft, cushy air mattress in the loft. He waited as long as he possibly could to move out, but it is impossible to sleep when you have a pregnant wife that snores so loud. We have been married long enough and had enough kids to where it's just not that big of a deal. Even though, it makes me feel awful for him. I calculate that with 6 pregnancies, he's probably spent at least 3 years of our marriage sleeping on the couch. Poor guy! So, here's the conversation with the kids...
Kids: Hey Dad, how come you are sleeping on that air mattress?
Mom: 'Cause your mom snores like a lumberjack.
Dad: No, 'cause your mom snores like a lumberjack being attacked by a bear!
Ha, ha very funny.